The secret to success by the black eyed peas.

Product placement is fruitful way of advertising,however putting you're products in a music video can be over kill.

Black eyed peas have not learned this leason:

Imma Be Rocking That Body is a fine example.

After watching this video 4 of 5 times its hard to workout what is not product placement or it could be coincidence.

Like maybe will.i.am just likes beats my Dr.Dre

He likes to show off his luxury item?

Like,really likes them???

Ok now its a bit of a piss take.

Does she even need them?

Also hello HP. Only one placement, must have been a slow cash month. i still think a placement is a bit much. If only they had the integrity that BMW had, they would never stoop so low?

That could be a coincidence.

That too?

:|

For fuck sake,is that BMW and Beats again?

Well we have music and cars.

What goes best with cars? BEER!

So they like Bud right?

The shame, but they are not new to this.

Addidas appears to be a favourite.

As is HP.

The My Humps video accompanied by lyrics like:

They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'

...

hey say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

Shameless.

Some would say.

But this is what pays for the videos,which sells the records and keeps fergie in unattractive clothes.

how do i feel today?

"I really enjoy cotton candy, except when I don't."

The Fuck Duck....

Today after a conversation about fetishes, i found my favourite.

I can't find the name of it online ( and to be honest i dont want to type it into google)

As part of my work training i need to know the different types of customers i'm likely to get which let me to reading a fetish dictionary.

The fetish in question involves an "ancient practice" where a man wanks then just before he omes breaks the neck of a bird and puts it on his willy(the convulsing bird giving a vibrating effect).

We decided this was too cruel so if they made rubber ducks with a vibrator and a click able neck then that would solve this problem.

My other Favourite weird fetishes

Rainbow Parties

The actual existence of rainbow parties is in dispute. The apparent origin of the term is a party where a number of girls (or women, but the story generally involves teenagers) wearing different colored lipsticks perform oral sex on a boy, thus creating a rainbow of colors on him. This term appeared in the early twenty first century and was tied to a surge in media hysteria about teenage sexuality.

Pansexual

This is a relatively new term without a generally agreed upon definition. Here's how I like to think of it. While heterosexual suggests your interest is towards the opposite gender, homosexual suggests the same gender, and bisexual suggests either gender, being pansexual means that you identify as having a sexual orientation towards everything, including people of all genders. It may also suggest that you acknowledge you could be sexually aroused by a song, or babbling brook.

Agalmatophilia

Agalmatophilia refers to being sexually aroused or excited by statues or mannequins. Richard Von Krafft-Ebing noted a case in 1877 in Psychopathia Sexualis of a gardener who was found trying to have sex with a statue of the Venus de Milo. There have been more recent cases of agalmatophilia in the news where people have run into trouble with the law while satisfying their sexual interests.

People who are interested in A.S.F.R sometimes include those who eroticize statues or mannequins, or simply the freezing in place of a person (like a robot that has stopped working).

Zoophillia

This is a paraphilia (the clinical term for perversion) that involves having an erotic attraction towards animals. People who identify themselves as having Zoophilia do not necessarily have sex with animals, but instead talk of having loving or erotic feelings in relation to certain animals.

there is...

...only so much joy found in looking up vintage wedding dresses.

Dear Twi-hards

Volvo will never be cool, even if there is a sparkly asshole diving.

Normal Vampire Turf Wars:

Twilight Vampire Turf Wars:

Happy new year, like last week or something

Lets start of with a picture from new year that in actually in and not playing nicks drunk and cant find the bathroom.

I go by the philosophy of get trashed and look like an awesome tranny because there is no other way to go out.

Ok lets round up 2009-

We have learned that:

If someone hasn't drank since they were 15 dont celebrate thier 18th with shots.

Alsways use a condom because there are some ugly ass babies around.

Love can be found in you reg class.

So can annoying skanks.

Lily allen has stopped copying my hair (for now).

College and uni i s a load of balls.

I get bored of new things after a week.

Appreciate a home cooked meal.

Always let bathrooms outnumber or equal inhabitants.

Reality TV is bigger than jesus.

Fad diets don't work but are fun.

Pussycat dolls can not make you skinny.

Even if you mum i s an old gin soaked rag she should not be underestimated.

Celebrity deaths are the new tiny dog.

Drugs are the way to a mans heart.

Bad boys are boring if you'r bad yourself.

Most people are so boring i actually want to kill myself everytime i hit home on facebook.

Twitter is the future.

What to antispate for 2010:

Ignoring most of the previous list.

Aiming to finish my ann summers training (at lest 6 months).

Move back into my mums without wanting to kill her.

Nick gets a job.

Nick gets a job.

I know its hard but please get a job, i want to go on holiday next year.

Topping up on my Spanish civil war loserness in Barcelona (along with my tan and alcohol levels)

Build some form of relationship with my sister thats more than an occasional email.

Do something new with my hair.

Add to my DVD collection ( already started, bought two classics earlier today, Clueless(gutted about brittany murphy) and mean girls(soon to be gutted about slaggy lohan)

I hate posting pictures of myself in this.

but as its a round up i think i'll post my favourites of the year.

I miss being skinny but i love my big boobs.

At the very start of 2009 when snow wasn't the devil

Summer saw the return of hats, white wine and silly faces.

burrito making his way to Stratford in a cup holder.

School Disco, Also my birthday.

all arthur not martha

I love that Big Brother has started. And thats not sad at all. As it is the celebrity version then its perfectly acceptable for the house mates to be dying for attention, which is what ruined normal BB. Added bonus is that i know who everyone in it is and that they don't know who each other are.

Also Christmas happened. i love buying people stuff and i love helping people buying stuff for other people. nothing makes me happier, which has led me to the conclusion that if i go to uni i will be wasting my time. i love retail, i love working in shops. and if i can make it into a management position by the time i'm 24(which is highly likely) then i'll make more money doing something i enjoy than someone who had left uni 3 years before. also it means that as i progress in the business then when i do need a degree and know what i need to in i have the opportunity to do it.

I'd also quite like to get into burlesque, its a beautiful art form that

also incorporates comedy. I love that. this is down to the fact that my waist is now measuring at 26. I have similar measurements to Marilyn Monroe, slightly bigger hips though.

I'm going to start corset training soon.

I think this may have something to do with the feed back ive been getting from a certain picture taken by a friend of me wearing 'dita' .

Obviously not me but that was basicly it.

Ho hum, its fine next week i'll want to be a vet.

I think i may write a show, not like tv but like a stage show.

Must go see nine, and st trinnians.

Evan if there is not russell brand to add to the wank bank.