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ME 06 June at 02:27

why delete me cause we don't talk but add my boyfriend who you've never spoke to?

06 June at 08:50

have spoke to him actually, added him god knows how long ago! if it bothers you that much i will delete him, not a bother to me in the slightest. on the phone was mentioned there was no dramma wanted or whatever? so dont message me with stuff like this then yeh? or text, causes dramma and from now on you want get a reaction from me.

ME 06 June at 10:06

i just don't understand why you deleted me but not him. I'm going to assume you haven't spoke lately because he doesn't like you. its really obvious what your doing. Also inever said i didn't want drama,just wanted to know why you being such a dick tome for no reason.

06 June at 10:13

i never meant recently! i meant in general. i never meant to keep him. forgot he was there. as i said shall delete him if it honestly means so so much to you. how am i being a dick? not spoke to you to be a dick! & i wouldnt bother to go out my way. when i actually personally go out my way and do somethin so hurtful that ur world comes crashing down then moan at me until then theres not much i can say tbh. dinny want arguments and shit. grew out it. so drop it eh, i never bothered you

ME 06 June at 10:18

by the sounds= of it you've not grown up about it.i know you bitch about me. and i know your telling people i put things on your formspring even though i haven't been on formspring since 5 days ago when i asked leon a question. i'd like to know what the fuck i've done or have just created drama because no one is paying attention to youy. are you maybe saying its me because your guilty yourself?

06 June at 10:21

i never said you posted shit on my formspring! so whatever. beleieve what ye want. im bitchin about you, aye ive had a moan! after all the shit going up, course i wasnt happy. now drop it! im done.

ME 06 June at 10:22

why were you bitching about me, ive not spoke to you in ages

06 June at 10:27

cause i heard ye were going about, bitchin about me and bad mouthin and all the rest of it about me! so my reaction, same as u was. wtf why is this person being a dick and bitchin about me, havent spoke in ages rrrrr moan moan, bitch bitch. just exactly how uve reacted.

ME 06 June at 10:28

i wasn't where were you hearing this from cause tbh, ive got better folk to bitch about. also out of everyonei regularly talk to none of them know or like you. so why would i

06 June at 10:31

honestly dinny ken. i dont care if your pals like me.. really, i have my own friends. fair enough you wereny being a dick right? but me being mad/upset thinkin u were isnt crime of the century, since its what uve done too.

ME 06 June at 10:31

who was saying iwas bitching about you?

06 June at 10:33

look im no gonna sit and tell ye folk. would just be wrong of me and i think you know that. you wouldnt either. no point askin

ME 06 June at 10:34

ha aye i would, you talk shite

06 June at 10:35

right whatever. well maybe you would dob yer pals in it.. im no about to! things to do bye, no more messages ta.

ME 06 June at 10:36

your pathetic. i can wait to forward all this on

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
deep sea divers

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
louie louie

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
teen lovers

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
(i cant get no) satisfaction

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
transmission

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
This charming man

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
starry eyed

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
the safety dance

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
tick tick boom

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
California gurls

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
birthday sex

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
shock horror

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
standing in the way of control

WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
mans needs

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
the bomb song

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
i like you so much better when your naked

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
the wild side of life

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

she's lost control

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what is it tho ...re dream job?

working in ann summers :)

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dream job?

i have it

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ya big GOFF! <3

who is this? x

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wonder woman or Jean Grey?

wonder woman!

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your so pathetic

thats not question, also i'm awesome, thats well known.

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what happened last night? :|

you was all drunk and it was funny

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why are you so sexy? ;D

good genes and ridiculous amounts of confidence :)

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Why are you a cunt?

i lived with a famouscunt so it kinda rubs off

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This week marks mine and nicks one year anniversary. 365 days of having my best friend by my side for every smile, every laugh, every kiss, every joke every time I’ve burst into tears because I haven’t slept for days, every Sunday morning I’ve stumbled around looking for work clothes, every obituary. I can’t remember the date nether can he but I think people care about the dates because they don’t have anything else to cling onto. We have days wandering about in the sun, cold, rain, pulp fiction. We have late night phone calls that last for hours talking about the same things that always make us laugh. We have searching for hotels online then realising we’re looking at the same one. We have all the hours spent together just as friends. We have our first kiss. We have hours spent on a bus enjoying all our other first kisses. We have all the train and bus journeys. We have the people we equally dislike and the realisation that we dislike most people. We have stupid names that he hates and the one he likes. We have the “does this look good?” conversations along with the “you look beautiful” conversations; we have the “have you heard this?” conversations, followed by the “I like this” conversations. We have let’s not do presents and just watch a DVD and cuddle events. We have everything together, so fuck dates and remembering when things happened because it’s not when it’s what, and why and that it was together.

iloveyou

random facts

The cost of the halftime commercials during the Superbowl could feed the world’s entire refugee population (62 million) twice.

So when your thinking about all the awesomeness of capitalism think of the sudan.

Every three minutes someone in the world reports a UFO.

Every three minutes someone in the world should have realised they live near an airport.

The average office desk has 400 TIMES more bacteria than a toilet.

TSC workers, next time you go to the toilet, your really just wasting time washing your time.

Farmville players outnumber real farmers in the US by a ratio of 60 to 1.

i weep for humanity, however i wil lno doubt check my crops later.

Mexican Jumping Beans jump because of moth larvae inside them.

yummy.

Even Antarctica has an area code. It’s 672.

who the fuck delivers post to antartica.

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

In 1956, 80% of all U.S. households had a refrigerator, but only 8% of British households had one!

(from an american website) yeah because its fucking cold here.

Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.

it takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs.

dear PETA, know your enemies.

The secret to success by the black eyed peas.

Product placement is fruitful way of advertising,however putting you're products in a music video can be over kill.

Black eyed peas have not learned this leason:

Imma Be Rocking That Body is a fine example.

After watching this video 4 of 5 times its hard to workout what is not product placement or it could be coincidence.

Like maybe will.i.am just likes beats my Dr.Dre

He likes to show off his luxury item?

Like,really likes them???

Ok now its a bit of a piss take.

Does she even need them?

Also hello HP. Only one placement, must have been a slow cash month. i still think a placement is a bit much. If only they had the integrity that BMW had, they would never stoop so low?

That could be a coincidence.

That too?

:|

For fuck sake,is that BMW and Beats again?

Well we have music and cars.

What goes best with cars? BEER!

So they like Bud right?

The shame, but they are not new to this.

Addidas appears to be a favourite.

As is HP.

The My Humps video accompanied by lyrics like:

They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'

...

hey say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

Shameless.

Some would say.

But this is what pays for the videos,which sells the records and keeps fergie in unattractive clothes.

how do i feel today?

"I really enjoy cotton candy, except when I don't."

The Fuck Duck....

Today after a conversation about fetishes, i found my favourite.

I can't find the name of it online ( and to be honest i dont want to type it into google)

As part of my work training i need to know the different types of customers i'm likely to get which let me to reading a fetish dictionary.

The fetish in question involves an "ancient practice" where a man wanks then just before he omes breaks the neck of a bird and puts it on his willy(the convulsing bird giving a vibrating effect).

We decided this was too cruel so if they made rubber ducks with a vibrator and a click able neck then that would solve this problem.

My other Favourite weird fetishes

Rainbow Parties

The actual existence of rainbow parties is in dispute. The apparent origin of the term is a party where a number of girls (or women, but the story generally involves teenagers) wearing different colored lipsticks perform oral sex on a boy, thus creating a rainbow of colors on him. This term appeared in the early twenty first century and was tied to a surge in media hysteria about teenage sexuality.

Pansexual

This is a relatively new term without a generally agreed upon definition. Here's how I like to think of it. While heterosexual suggests your interest is towards the opposite gender, homosexual suggests the same gender, and bisexual suggests either gender, being pansexual means that you identify as having a sexual orientation towards everything, including people of all genders. It may also suggest that you acknowledge you could be sexually aroused by a song, or babbling brook.

Agalmatophilia

Agalmatophilia refers to being sexually aroused or excited by statues or mannequins. Richard Von Krafft-Ebing noted a case in 1877 in Psychopathia Sexualis of a gardener who was found trying to have sex with a statue of the Venus de Milo. There have been more recent cases of agalmatophilia in the news where people have run into trouble with the law while satisfying their sexual interests.

People who are interested in A.S.F.R sometimes include those who eroticize statues or mannequins, or simply the freezing in place of a person (like a robot that has stopped working).

Zoophillia

This is a paraphilia (the clinical term for perversion) that involves having an erotic attraction towards animals. People who identify themselves as having Zoophilia do not necessarily have sex with animals, but instead talk of having loving or erotic feelings in relation to certain animals.