Monday, 22 February 2010

The Fuck Duck....



Today after a conversation about fetishes, i found my favourite.
I can't find the name of it online ( and to be honest i dont want to type it into google)
As part of my work training i need to know the different types of customers i'm likely to get which let me to reading a fetish dictionary.
The fetish in question involves an "ancient practice" where a man wanks then just before he omes breaks the neck of a bird and puts it on his willy(the convulsing bird giving a vibrating effect).
We decided this was too cruel so if they made rubber ducks with a vibrator and a click able neck then that would solve this problem.

My other Favourite weird fetishes

Rainbow Parties


The actual existence of rainbow parties is in dispute. The apparent origin of the term is a party where a number of girls (or women, but the story generally involves teenagers) wearing different colored lipsticks perform oral sex on a boy, thus creating a rainbow of colors on him. This term appeared in the early twenty first century and was tied to a surge in media hysteria about teenage sexuality.
Pansexual
This is a relatively new term without a generally agreed upon definition. Here's how I like to think of it. While heterosexual suggests your interest is towards the opposite gender, homosexual suggests the same gender, and bisexual suggests either gender, being pansexual means that you identify as having a sexual orientation towards everything, including people of all genders. It may also suggest that you acknowledge you could be sexually aroused by a song, or babbling brook.
Agalmatophilia


Agalmatophilia refers to being sexually aroused or excited by statues or mannequins. Richard Von Krafft-Ebing noted a case in 1877 in Psychopathia Sexualis of a gardener who was found trying to have sex with a statue of the Venus de Milo. There have been more recent cases of agalmatophilia in the news where people have run into trouble with the law while satisfying their sexual interests.

People who are interested in A.S.F.R sometimes include those who eroticize statues or mannequins, or simply the freezing in place of a person (like a robot that has stopped working).

Zoophillia




This is a paraphilia (the clinical term for perversion) that involves having an erotic attraction towards animals. People who identify themselves as having Zoophilia do not necessarily have sex with animals, but instead talk of having loving or erotic feelings in relation to certain animals.

Monday, 15 February 2010

there is...


...only so much joy found in looking up vintage wedding dresses.