all arthur not martha

I love that Big Brother has started. And thats not sad at all. As it is the celebrity version then its perfectly acceptable for the house mates to be dying for attention, which is what ruined normal BB. Added bonus is that i know who everyone in it is and that they don't know who each other are.

Also Christmas happened. i love buying people stuff and i love helping people buying stuff for other people. nothing makes me happier, which has led me to the conclusion that if i go to uni i will be wasting my time. i love retail, i love working in shops. and if i can make it into a management position by the time i'm 24(which is highly likely) then i'll make more money doing something i enjoy than someone who had left uni 3 years before. also it means that as i progress in the business then when i do need a degree and know what i need to in i have the opportunity to do it.

I'd also quite like to get into burlesque, its a beautiful art form that

also incorporates comedy. I love that. this is down to the fact that my waist is now measuring at 26. I have similar measurements to Marilyn Monroe, slightly bigger hips though.

I'm going to start corset training soon.

I think this may have something to do with the feed back ive been getting from a certain picture taken by a friend of me wearing 'dita' .

Obviously not me but that was basicly it.

Ho hum, its fine next week i'll want to be a vet.

I think i may write a show, not like tv but like a stage show.

Must go see nine, and st trinnians.

Evan if there is not russell brand to add to the wank bank.