Fashion, Turn to the left!

Sales shoppers, i fucking hate them.

not people who shop in sales but sales shoppers.

these are people who shop in one shop all year but when theres a sale on decide that there cheep tat can be thrown aside as they can get better quality things for a cheep price.

usually this is not the case as most high street retailers have pretty shit quality.

(apart from Anne summers, that's not an endorsement the quality is pretty impressive.)

People who shop in new look all year decide to desend on to topshop, zara, river island and my own little shop to scoop bargins but instead relise that the clothes are too "out there" and instead mess everything up and get in the way.

also i will never understand why, in a world where internet shopping is so good, people with small children still go shopping.

The child fucking hates it, the parent starts to hate the child and prams tend to KNOCK EVERYTHING THE FUCK DOWN.

If your going to have ugly annoying offspring then find a fucking babysitter.

NOBS!

Also today i spent about and hour down the front of the shop orginising sale stock, also it was fucking cold, so if you mess it up i willfind out who you are and kill you and your family.

on a positive note i got a bunch of my tax money back.

Fuck You HRM customs and inland revenue trying to take my dads money off me!

I would happily go spend it in the sales but since you wankers with your desire to spend no more than £3 on anything are still out.

Go fourth an support your high street basterds.

Holy Fuck Nuts

Gok Wan wore the same outfit twice!!

What The Fuck?

Thats a genuine responce, he says he can give you hundreds or looks with 30 key pieces but he himself can't manage it.

Also the outfit involved timbies, ew.

As you can see from this awful screen shot, it's pretty bad :( ->

Season 5 HTLGN

Now to look through hours of gok wan tv shows to find it again.

HA I FOUND IT!!

Season 3, same shirt, same jacket, same jeans, same boots!!

Yes i am aware i have a problem

Massively important information for the masses

Reasons why Miley Cyrus is awesome.

I must remind you i am not the average MC fan, but everyone loves a good train wreck, even if it is a couple years off.

Ok awesome fact number 1..

Her diehard fans are borderline retarded, ie...

Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Chinese Horoscope Sign: Monkey, of Water

What the fuck is a sun sign?

Isn't sagittarius a star sign?

When have water monkeys existed?

Also, if your such a fan how do you not know how to spell the name of one of her songs?

Favourite Song to Perform on BOBW: See You Agin

Also is your a person of enough intelligence to put together an entire website then how can you not spell again?

Point number 2

Miley spends three hours a day with a tutor.

Thats atlest 2 and a half hours more than britney got.

Point 3

Hannah Montana's first episode reached over 5 million viewers, the highest ratting for a Disney Channel premiere episode ever.

Imagine the entire population of scotland put the telly on to watch one show, not just one show but also the first one where it hasn't even

built a reputation yet. that kind of shit should not be happening to 13 year olds.

Also...

Hannah Montana averages a 5.2 household rating, equating to 7.38 million viewers

So thats more than just scotland now.

Point 4...

Gary Marsh, Disney Channel entertainment president said they chose Miley for the role of Hannah Montana because they saw a girl who has this natural ebullience and loves every minute of her life, which shows in her demeanor and performance.

Imagine the pre-rehab years.

Point 5...

She doesn't really understand how the whole family role thing works?

Miley thinks of her Hannah Montana co-stars as family: Emily a sister, Mitchel the one who brings the funny into a bad situation, and Jason as a big brother.

Her mum said that ^

"the one who brings the funny into a bad situation", apparently she doen't want to do down the line of the nuclear family, would have been easier to say 2 mums though.

Here is the new-age family, dad and the one who brings the funny into a bad situation >

Point 6..

Miley doesn't read much but she enjoyed the book "Girl Talk With God".

Thats right boys, she is a virgin, and will remain so till marriage, till she britneys it away.

She's also not a reading bring me on to my next point..

Point 7...

Shes really predictable.

And although it may seem like i don't like her i do becuse i know one day ill see her being stretchered into a rehab facillity surrounded by her illegitimate children and for that to happen to a disney star fills my heart.

“It’s so weird. I like shrimp. I’ll sit an eat a whole thing of shrimp. I’m a vegetarian, but that’s the only ‘meat’ I eat.”

Hmm

Is it me or does follow anonymously sound really sinister. i really like this blog set up.

Does anyone know what the deal is with ucas?

I don't know what uni i want to go to or what course i want to do, i don't really want to go to uni, i have no need for it but my mum is desperate for me to go.

i was thinking i want to move back to my mums next year so I'd have extra ££ but i'm starting to think i should just say fuck it to everything and move to Paris. I've been d

ying to do that for ages and financially its viable but i don't want to leave nick here. i don't want to have that kind of distance. Also i cant speak French at all, i'd have no friends, i couldn't get 241 orange Wednesdays, it would suck, even if i did get my 241 i'd have no one to go with.

I think i might still want to be an english teacher. hmm oh well

I'm really fucking bored of Tiger Woods. I know the 5-10 mistresses, the drugs, the lying,

the posible illigitimate children, the wife, the mistresses criminal records, its like so charlie sheen. My only problem is, IT'S FUCKING TIGER WOODS, he's a golfer which makes him boring automaticly also have you seen the guy talk. in fairness he now has something you can jokingly call a personality but im sorry, if you wanted me to care you should have been interesting before now. You cant go ten years being a boring golfer then become cool, your wife isn't even famous. Fuck you tiger wood, you could do cocaine of my mums tits and i still wouldn't care.

Since i can't sleep lets discus my irrational fear of cats.

Not that it is irrational im just surrounded by cat people who have decided it is. I've had nightmares about cats since i was young but have never been attacked by a cat in real life which psycologicaly makes no sense. I've always been a dog person, loveable reliable and stupid as shit, also most are pretty harmless. The thing with cats is that they are really fucking smart, not only are they really fucking smart they have sharp claws and sharp teeth. i will also never understand why anyone would keep and animal that cant be trained.More on the point that they are like evil genus smart, cats can tune there meows to the frequency of a

child.

"Using their expertise in Soviet-style subliminal advertising, cats adjust their purrs and meows to include this frequency which then prompts their owners into responding to them more

quickly. Like well trained animals ourselves, we respond because, not only is the sound annoying to us, but it also stimulates our natural instinct to immediately nurture anything that sounds like our offspring, even if it is covered in fur and named Mr. Bojangles."

Cats also do that awesome amazing trick where they shit all over the carpet and then look at you as if to say "and that's not cleaned yet why?", any animal that doesn't cover its shit purposely does it in defiance of the larger leader (being you) since they don't have a middle finger.

And if they can't mange that they can bring in a cute little dead bird.My neighbours cats use to do that, there's like a birdy graveyard in my mums garden. ew

Jump In

Apparently myspace blogs aren't cool any more and after being internet-less for so long I fell out of the habit, also live journal is a nob.

Hello I'm Soho, from the Falkirk area. I live with a guy(not a partner but that seems to blow minds, the whole 2 genders one house separate rooms thing really ruffles feathers, oddly)

I have a boyfriend, a dog, a mum, an ipod and a batshit crazy gran that looks like tom jones.

Tis the season, I love the run up to Christmas, i love shopping centres with lights and discounts aplenty, i don't get why people hate consumerism, i understand that money is the source of all evil but really people we can complain about it. Especially if we are hitting up cash for gold to pay for unnecessary shit the rest of the year.

That's something i don't get as well, times is hard but when i have gold its been a gift from someone and thus should not be flogged or i plain old just like it. what you should be doing is cutting up your store cards and locking up credit cards. Also get a mortgage on a fixed rate or just wait till after the recession to buy that 4 bed 2 bath you've had your eye on.

Also why don't people understand how the recession happened, come on people, its called google, or the news, or if people borrow money that doesn't exsist then shit hits the fan.

Well there we go, welcome to my world, ill save ending on a quote from wki and just say:

Merry Christmas

Sohox