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Reasons why Miley Cyrus is awesome.

I must remind you i am not the average MC fan, but everyone loves a good train wreck, even if it is a couple years off.

Ok awesome fact number 1..

Her diehard fans are borderline retarded, ie...

Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Chinese Horoscope Sign: Monkey, of Water

What the fuck is a sun sign?

Isn't sagittarius a star sign?

When have water monkeys existed?

Also, if your such a fan how do you not know how to spell the name of one of her songs?

Favourite Song to Perform on BOBW: See You Agin

Also is your a person of enough intelligence to put together an entire website then how can you not spell again?

Point number 2

Miley spends three hours a day with a tutor.

Thats atlest 2 and a half hours more than britney got.

Point 3

Hannah Montana's first episode reached over 5 million viewers, the highest ratting for a Disney Channel premiere episode ever.

Imagine the entire population of scotland put the telly on to watch one show, not just one show but also the first one where it hasn't even

built a reputation yet. that kind of shit should not be happening to 13 year olds.

Also...

Hannah Montana averages a 5.2 household rating, equating to 7.38 million viewers

So thats more than just scotland now.

Point 4...

Gary Marsh, Disney Channel entertainment president said they chose Miley for the role of Hannah Montana because they saw a girl who has this natural ebullience and loves every minute of her life, which shows in her demeanor and performance.

Imagine the pre-rehab years.

Point 5...

She doesn't really understand how the whole family role thing works?

Miley thinks of her Hannah Montana co-stars as family: Emily a sister, Mitchel the one who brings the funny into a bad situation, and Jason as a big brother.

Her mum said that ^

"the one who brings the funny into a bad situation", apparently she doen't want to do down the line of the nuclear family, would have been easier to say 2 mums though.

Here is the new-age family, dad and the one who brings the funny into a bad situation >

Point 6..

Miley doesn't read much but she enjoyed the book "Girl Talk With God".

Thats right boys, she is a virgin, and will remain so till marriage, till she britneys it away.

She's also not a reading bring me on to my next point..

Point 7...

Shes really predictable.

And although it may seem like i don't like her i do becuse i know one day ill see her being stretchered into a rehab facillity surrounded by her illegitimate children and for that to happen to a disney star fills my heart.

“It’s so weird. I like shrimp. I’ll sit an eat a whole thing of shrimp. I’m a vegetarian, but that’s the only ‘meat’ I eat.”