Not that it is irrational im just surrounded by cat people who have decided it is. I've had nightmares about cats since i was young but have never been attacked by a cat in real life which psycologicaly makes no sense. I've always been a dog person, loveable reliable and stupid as shit, also most are pretty harmless. The thing with cats is that they are really fucking smart, not only are they really fucking smart they have sharp claws and sharp teeth. i will also never understand why anyone would keep and animal that cant be trained.More on the point that they are like evil genus smart, cats can tune there meows to the frequency of a
child.
"Using their expertise in Soviet-style subliminal advertising, cats adjust their purrs and meows to include this frequency which then prompts their owners into responding to them more
quickly. Like well trained animals ourselves, we respond because, not only is the sound annoying to us, but it also stimulates our natural instinct to immediately nurture anything that sounds like our offspring, even if it is covered in fur and named Mr. Bojangles."
Cats also do that awesome amazing trick where they shit all over the carpet and then look at you as if to say "and that's not cleaned yet why?", any animal that doesn't cover its shit purposely does it in defiance of the larger leader (being you) since they don't have a middle finger.
And if they can't mange that they can bring in a cute little dead bird.My neighbours cats use to do that, there's like a birdy graveyard in my mums garden. ew
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